Thursday, 28 April 2011

The spot where Colin B Storm was concieved...

Black Road Bridge
Black Road Bridge, Macclesfield.

...Mystery remains as to Colins' true parentage. He is commonly thought to be the product of an illicit liaison between his mother and a drunken sixties singing sensation PJ Proby, who had that evening performed a trouser-splitting concert down the road at Macclesfield Majestic Theatre before taking a shine to comely 16 year old ice cream usherette, Alma.
Close family, neighbours and indeed PJ Proby refute these rumours and say Alma would "drop her drawers for any diddy-goy and tinker willing to share their rough cut 'bacca..."

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